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Minority Groups Are Outstanding Magnet: By law, Wonderella cannot accept payment for her court-ordered community service... but I can! As Seen In The PRICE of Patriotism. Show your support for a vague generalization of persons while holding up your Arby's coupons! Flat 2” x 3” button-style rectangle magnet coated in UV Resistant Mylar. $3.75 |
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Wonderella Logo T-shirt In honor of Wonderella's one-year internet anniversary, I am offering this Hanes Beefy T-shirt, featuring Wonderella's iconic "cape style" Triangle logo. Wonderella is still a relatively unknown comic, so you can pretend it is a minor league baseball team or designer handbag brand name when stopped in public! What Green Lantern fan can say the same thing? MY OBSCURITY IS YOUR GAIN. Limited stock! |
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"Everything I need to know I learned from Wonderella" poster (ENLARGE!) This poster recalls the late 90s, when "everything I need I learned from Star Trek/Kindergarten/my cat" posters filled every inch of cubicle not lined by Far Side cartoons. Only this time, the nuggets of wisdom include "Eggplant is not actually an egg or even a member of the animal kingdom for that matter," "Zombies are Nature’s disposable horror sloths," and other quotes that, really, you'd get for free just by checking Wonderella's archives. But archives won't cover the hole you made in your wall during saturday's drunken rage, will they? 11x17" printed on full-color glossy stock. $5.00 |
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Signed Non-Adventures of Wonderella Prints: Do you like The Non-Adventures of Wonderella? Would you mayhaps want to adorn your wallspace with the sort of comic art best described as "updated Saturdays"? WELL, by using our patented "independent Print-on-demand" (iPod) technology, we can make you an 11x17" print of your favorite Wonderella comic! I'll even sign it! Simply indicate which comic page you want when ordering, and it will be in the mail to you in a matter of days! $7.25 |
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Wonderella "ROCK THE BREAST" 2.25" Button
Purchase a Wonderella "Rock the Breast" button and wear it with pride, knowing you helped to defeat breast cancer by putting a thingy on your coat, backpack or bucket-style hat. Proceeds from all button sales go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. $3 w/o S+H (if you are ordering other ElegantFolderol.com items!) $4 includes S+H (if you are only getting buttons!) |
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