Possibly the most fitting piece of Wonderella merchandise ever created. Front side is Wonderella with one of her more manic expressions, while the reverse features ‘Superhero’ and ‘Sidekick’ indicators.

Let it be known to all youths and lawyers that The Non-Adventures of Wonderella does not encourage underage drinking or binge-drinking, and that shot glasses have a variety of non-alcoholic uses, including (but not limited to): cooking, eating soft-boiled eggs, drawing perfect circles, measuring liquid medicine, testing whether milk has gone sour and proving your fortitude in a Tabasco-drinking competition.

Wonderella shot glasses are top-rack dishwasher safe, and also microwave safe for some reason. Each shot glass is made in the USA, like most of my alcohol-related mistakes.

Get both books and save money whynot! Includes Everybody Ever Forever and She Came From Outer Space at reduced price and shipping fee.

What is the allure of Absinthe? Could it be its indelible association with 19th Century creative iconoclasts? Maybe. Is it the “forbidden fruit” nature of its prohibition? Possibly. Is it the iconography of a universally-recognized cartoon mascot? Absolutely, and that’s why we’ve brought the Green Fairy to the forefront of this piece.

Everybody has both a good and bad side, and maybe it would be a little easier on all of us if our moods were made a little clearer? (LADIES WE ARE LOOKING AT YOU.) Button is approximately one cute little inch – perfect for placement on a coat, hat or backpack among thousands of others you hippie.

Do you like The Non-Adventures of Wonderella? Would you mayhaps want to adorn your wallspace with the sort of comic art best described as “updated Saturdays”? WELL, by using our patented “independent Print-on-demand” (iPod) technology, we can make you an 11×17″ print of your favorite Wonderella comic! I’ll even sign it! Simply indicate which comic page you want when ordering, and it will be in the mail to you in a matter of days!

A story as old as time itself: you have a dishwasher. There are dishes housed within. Are they clean? Are they dirty? Were they cleaned but still dirty, because you should have hand-washed them beforehand, because That’s Just How Your Dishwasher Is? Now you can be sure, with one of these fashionable magnets that take “Cleanliness is Next to Godliness” far too literally.

Sure, you hate breast cancer — but do you two dollars hate it? Purchase a 2.25″ pink Wonderella button and wear it with pride, knowing you helped to defeat a deadly disease by putting a thingy on your coat, backpack or bucket-style hat. Proceeds from all button sales go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.

Italy doesn’t have much use for the letter X and neither does espresso. A counterpoint to the “Pretentious” coffee piece, this one is a solemn battle-cry against those who liken an elegantly-crafted beverage to something spat out of a brick at a 7-11.