Wonderella Shot glass – $8

Possibly the most fitting piece of Wonderella merchandise ever created. Front side is Wonderella with one of her more manic expressions, while the reverse features ‘Superhero’ and ‘Sidekick’ indicators.

Let it be known to all youths and lawyers that The Non-Adventures of Wonderella does not encourage underage drinking or binge-drinking, and that shot glasses have a variety of non-alcoholic uses, including (but not limited to): cooking, eating soft-boiled eggs, drawing perfect circles, measuring liquid medicine, testing whether milk has gone sour and proving your fortitude in a Tabasco-drinking competition.

Wonderella shot glasses are top-rack dishwasher safe, and also microwave safe for some reason. Each shot glass is made in the USA, like most of my alcohol-related mistakes.